My Embarassing Problem of Vacations

I am once again leaving for a two week vacation.
Goodness this is getting embarrassing. :)
This time I have been invited to go camping with my sister, her husband and various extended family members. I believe there will be more than a dozen of us young and old at any given time. We are going to Priest Lake, Idaho.
They have been going to this lake for 29 years. I have gone once before with Jill and Jackie. That was about 19 years ago. As I remember it was a pretty cool holiday then. The girls got lots of lake swimming and tanning in.
I say camping, but really it is camping in a motorhome. I believe they have stove, fridge, fridge-freezer, microwave, oven, but no dishwasher. Well I guess that is why I am along.
My sister says it is a relaxing time where we will read and sleep on the beach. She says she usually polishes off a half dozen books. I’m all over that.
I will have to leave my laptop at home. I believe there is no wireless hotspot at this little piece of heaven. I have discovered that I am rather attached to my computer. It might even border on addiction. Thus this will be a good little timeout for me. However if I do find a computer at the little corner store, I probably will go on a time or two.
So for now, I will leave it behind and will concentrate on all those big questions without the help of the computer. For example:
Why do you have to wash out the inside of the dishwasher?
Why can you write on a pencil eraser with a pencil?
Why does a soap bar get grubby and dirty?
Why does a person who is retired and thus unemployed, have more holidays than ever before?
I will think of you all while I am on the beach examining the inside of my eyelids.
Don’t worry my sunscreen and bug spray is packed. I will practice safe sun.

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